Morning Comedy Digest from our Super Duper Comedian
HORPSYWEALTH ENTERTAINMENT PRESENT A MORNING JOKES AND COMEDY TO LIGHTEN UP THIS EARLY MORNING.
[09/03 9:30pm] HORPSY001: skirt is not for all ladies
slims girls will wear it and be looking like cassava sack.
No Matter How Arrogant/Disrespectful u are, u will always Obey Running Stomach✌
It is only in NIGERIA a lady will tell her friend she’s #broke and the friend will ask, ”#dont_you_have_a_boyfriend?'”
As if being in a #relationship is an #occupation
You can’t like fat girls and hate stretch marks.
My brother, it’s same package
I tot av seen it all not until i saw one igbo girl using RED Biro to write
GUCCI on her white pant!
pls…..why are u people like dis?
*”Dating so Many Girls is just a way of Confusing the Devil from Attacking your main Girl……*
*But ladies will never Understand This Strategy”*😂😂😂😂
Can l get an Amen boys
HORPSY: Baby, even though I don’t have a well furnished duplex in Victoria Island like Ishowo , 2015 Range Rover Sport like Ishowo, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like Ishowo, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can give you.
HENNYWEALTH: (sobs, moves close to HORPSY and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to Ishowo.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💯 *Eiii Girls*
“Be careful about a rumor you hear about a lady. It either comes from a man who can’t have her or a lady who can’t compete with her..!”
“It requires wisdom to understand wisdom. The music says nothing, if the listener is deaf..”
“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when closed..”
These days, you cannot even give a guy wrong number
They will be like “wait there, lemme flash you” 😹😹😹😹
The only time an African parent is humble is when you are teaching them hw to operate a smart phone.
You can even send them to get you water😆😜😝😁😝😃😅😂😀😅
*Stupidity is when you think you are the only person dating your girlfriend* 👊