Exclusive Rib cracker Read the Jokes below to lighten off your mood and turn you up so as to have a sound and healthy night rest.

Here comes another joke from the stable of HORPSYWEALTH ENTERTAINMENT by our very own super MULTI-TALENTED comedian ‘HORPSYWEALTH’

Dear ladies don’t just breakup with your guy for cheating on you but also gather boys to beat his best friend Up coz he knew what was going on

This one na true talk๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

I Borrowed #100 Naira from MTN since November last year…..they have been texting me to recharge #100 Naria  and win 5 houses in LEKKI ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?
SON: I start cleaning the toilet.
DAD: How does that satisfy you ?
SON: I clean it with your toothbrush.

*When you just have unprotected sex then when you sleep ,you start seeing the plates number of a car like*
*HIV 456 L*
*PREG 890 P*
*DIE 100 GP*
*Born 227 HP*


 *In A Relationship, Every Girl Treats Her Rich Boyfriend As “GOD” But When He’s Broke The Alphabet Get Reversed “DOG”.*


 Nothing is more painful than using the whole Saturday to wash your boyfriend’s clothes only for him to break up with you on Sunday morning. My sister kill him the police will understand๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚

Madam: Osei you didn’t greet.
Osei:Oh! madam I  grote.
Madam: Her Osei
Osei: madam I groted.
Madam: Ei! Osei.
Osei: ooh madam I grat.
Madam: Ah! Osei
Osei:Oh! Madam I gro… I gra… I greeting you.
Pls I grote all of you ooooo ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ.

: *Back in the day girls used to love a guy who smells good, But girls of nowadays just love the smell of petrol ,if you don’t have a car my brother forget it.*๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Have You Ever Called Someone Hoping They WON’T Answer The Phone Just So You Can Say You Called And They Didn’t Answer? ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 Kids these days don’t know what struggle is.
Back in our days, while texting, if we had to
type ‘S’ we had to press the ‘7’ button 4 times.
That’s called struggle

No matter how tired I am, seeing my President on TV always give me d strength to get up and change d channel… ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜’

 I can’t wait to be a husband So I can tell my wife to prepare me Rice and Stew and when she’s done, I will tell her it’s rice water i need๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 Anytime I’m Bored I Just Go To The Road Side To Stop Taxis And Ask The Driver “How Was Ur Day??” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 The way some people shout when praying
in church ehh, you’ll even leave your prayer
point and start praying their own

I asked my mum where she was when Dangote was single.
Mum answered. “the same place you are now while bill gate’s Daughter is still single rubbish
I be like, mum dey no dey follow u joke?
She say God save u say na joke!!!

 I am not understanding some girls o.๐Ÿ˜‚
Owerri to Malaysia, true love.๐Ÿ’โค

Owerri to Umuahia, long distance relationship.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

30 Min Post You Got 700 Likes.
3hrs Exam You Got 10 Marks.

Sister Why……..
And Yhu think the devil is not dancing One Corner With Ur Destiny Abii …..?


my gf is allowed to communicate wit only 4 guys…Her father, her bro, Jesus nd me. any oda guy is pure fake n nt acceptable ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž


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